Yes, Its been one of those life changing days where you realise your a musician, your broke as hell and your moneys burning away (literally) …….But its not all doom and gloom dandelion because I have the answer on how to get noticed by the media! ‘WHAT?!?!” I hear you say as you almost spit whatever hot beverage is going in to your mouth…and the answer is so obvious…..NAME DROP!!!…. YES!!!! ITS THAT SIMPLE!!!!…. “Of course’ I thought….it couldn’t have been easier… I have been so blind but now I see….. You have to able to drop any name you have to hand to get noticed….. Margret Thatcher? Yes please! Dave Benson Phillips? Oh you cheeky bitch!!! Carlito from Carlito’s way? Sure he’s fictional but fictional is the new black

Though that last statement seems sarcastic and pedantic, I actually did learn a lot from A Mr Craig G. Pennington the editor from the Independent music magazine Bido Lito! He came in and gave us advice on how to get noticed in the media, and gave us good ideas on how to do so….. But the Idea of being smug and dropping names makes me not want to ever be a part of a marketing team… I enjoy having a soul and personal pride….. I did once get told to, and I quote, ‘Fuck off’ by Phil Tufnell, but thats not gonna exactly arouse a writers writers spot…..

UPDATES!!!!

We have confirmed that JazzHands be playing with Die So Fluid at the Shipping Forecast  on the 11th MAY! Which should be off the bloody hizzay, so come the hell down! tickets are a tenner on the door, but if you give us a cheeky bell I will wing you a cheap ticket at £6…yeah…cheeky savings…. 4 quid….. used to be 4 big bag of Haribos…

Also we are playing some house party somewhere with Manukah, and Bag Of Hounds….. so if your one of our closest mates, or your a pervert we will see you there… I would put up the details but that would be stupid….